You date the furniture. That is the premise of Date Everything!, and it commits fully. Put on a pair of magic glasses and the objects around the house become voiced characters with feelings about you. You pick dialogue options. Nothing ever feels like a test. I went in assuming a one-joke game and stayed longer than the joke deserved, mostly because the writing is quick and the cast is big. It is funnier than it is soothing, so it ranks lower on cozy fit, and anyone who wants to switch their brain off completely may find the reading a lot.


Date Everything!
June 17, 2025SimulationESRB M
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Overview
About Date Everything!
Date Everything is a sandbox dating simulator set in the comfort of your own home, featuring 100 fully voice acted datable characters! Let the romance flow between your bed, smoke alarm and… Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread? Are you ready to Date Everything?
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At a glance
- Released
- June 17, 2025
- Platforms
- PC, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S
- Genres
- Simulation, Indie, Adventure
- Play modes
- Single Player
- Age rating
- ESRB M
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Multiplayer & game modes
Date Everything! offers various play modes for different gaming experiences.
Play Modes
Single Player
Content
Age ratings
How rating boards around the world have classified Date Everything!. Open a board for its content descriptors.
ESRBM
- Strong Language
- Drug Reference
- Sexual Themes
- Partial Nudity
PEGI16
- Sex
- Bad Language
This game has received a PEGI 16 because it features use of strong language and depictions of erotic nudity. Not suitable for persons under 16 years of age.
USK16
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