BattleBlock Theater is a polished co-op platformer from the Castle Crashers studio, and it runs on hardware so old it barely qualifies as a computer. Two players work through handcrafted levels together, though the line between helping and sabotaging a friend is thinner than the designers probably intended. I would play this on any laptop without hesitation. The reason it sits here rather than the main list is that the teamwork, while fun, is less role-driven and less replayable than the ten games above. It is a great evening game. It just does not have the staying power of the ranked picks.

Overview
About BattleBlock Theater
In BattleBlock Theater, players control a prisoner as they are forced to play through games devised by Hatty Hattington. Controls are simple, with the game largely consisting of running, jumping and punching. Levels are made up of various types of blocks, such as collapsing blocks, sticky walls, bouncy volcanic rocks and deadly spikes, and also feature hazards such as water and deadly creatures.
Story setup
Almost all of the game's cut-scenes are done in a stick puppet style. The game begins with the narrator (played by Will Stamper) telling the adventures of the hundreds of friends aboard the S.S. Friendship, as well as Hatty Hattington, who is known as "best friend to one and all". After encountering a heavy storm, the S.S. Friendship becomes shipwrecked on a mysterious, seemingly abandoned island, and the crew itself vanishes. Upon waking up from the wreck, the player character seeks shelter from the storm in a dilapidated theater. Soon afterwards, the player discovers technologically advanced, highly-evolved cats restraining a captive Hatty as he is being fitted with an ominously glowing top hat. The hat appears to change him, and he alerts the cats to the player's presence, attacking them and rendering them unconscious.
Upon coming to, it is revealed that the entire crew of the S.S. Friendship is being held prisoner by the cats, with Hatty as their apparent new leader. The player is then released from their cell and forced into deadly games by the feline wardens. The cats, who force their prisoners into deadly theater performances, watch with amusement as the player fights for their survival. As the player completes challenges, they find gems which are spend on unlocking fellow crew members to play as in these theater performances. Appearing to be possessed by the hat's unknown powers, Hatty begins working for the cats and against the player.
As the player progresses, the narrator reveals more about the theater. Hundreds of years before the player shipwrecked on the island, Purrham Furbottom, a theatrical aficionado, sought to build the world's greatest theater. The opening night saw the most jaw-dropping feats and thrills the likes of which were never seen before, making the theater an overnight success. However, Furbottom did not allow intermissions in the theater, and after an untold amount of time watching the show, he died after "pooping himself to death on the way to the bathroom." Since then, his top hat has been passed down to various others, who were each revered by the cats as their leader, and who each met with grim fates of their own. The hat, the narrator theorizes, is haunted by the grief and sorrow of each of its past wearers, and Hatty is its current victim, having sunk into a depression while being surrounded by the many gems the player has accrued, without doing anything to help the state of the theater.
Eventually, the cats grow tired of Hatty's inaction, and begin rioting, striking, and more, while the player's challenges grow increasingly difficult. As the theater deteriorates further, the narrator provides encouragement to the player, and continues to shed light on the cats' mental state, which grows more unstable as time progresses. The narrator also instructs the player to enter The Vault, which houses Hatty and all the gems the player has spent, before the cats kill Hatty and the rest of the crew, starting the madness over again.
After completing the final set of challenges inside the Vault, the player breaks into Hatty's throne room. Hatty doesn't budge, so the player carries him out of the crumbling theater as the crew of the S.S. Friendship orchestrates a mass breakout. Everyone manages to make it back to the boat amidst the chaos, escaping the island and the cats that reside there. As the player celebrates with hot cocoa, he tries to cheer up Hatty, who the narrator implies has sunk into a catatonic state from prolonged exposure to the hat. The narrator sings a sad song as the credits roll, before quickly recovering and singing a more happy, upbeat song, rocking the boat and flinging Hatty into the sea, where he sinks to the bottom. The hat lands on his head and begins glowing green as opposed to its usual red, and shoots a beam skyward, where it sends the boat flying and continues into space, where it vaporizes a bear that appeared during the narrator's upbeat song. The narrator claims to understand what just happened, but does not explain, sending the game back to the title screen.
Reference
At a glance
- Released
- April 3, 2013
- Platforms
- PC, macOS, Linux
- Genres
- Platformer, Puzzle, Adventure, Indie, Action
- Play modes
- Single Player, Multiplayer, Co-op, Online Multiplayer, Local Couch Co-op
- Age rating
- ESRB T
Media
Screenshots
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Playing together
Multiplayer & game modes
supports up to 2 players online, features co-op campaign mode.
4 local • 2 online
Features
Online Multiplayer
Local Multiplayer
Co-op Campaign
Play Modes
Single Player • Multiplayer • Co-op • Online Multiplayer • Local Couch Co-op
Player Count
- Local
- 1-4
- Online
- 1-2
Content
Age ratings
How rating boards around the world have classified BattleBlock Theater. Open a board for its content descriptors.
ACBG
CEROB
- Violence
ESRBT
- Blood
- Crude Humor
- Violence
- Fantasy Violence
GRAC15+
- Violence
PEGI12
- Sex
- Bad Language
The content of this game is suitable for persons aged 12 years and over only. It contains: Sexual images and/or sexual innuendo - Mild bad language
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Coverage
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#11
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